Hi :) I'm Joey. 15. Chinese, Filipino, Norwegian, Spaniard. Piano :)

 

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

(Source: establishedin81)

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’